Brock needs some love

[Chris Jericho]

The familliar Siren of Brock Lesnar screams out of the P.A. as The Next Big Thing steps out from behind the curtain decked out in a Highly expensive suite and som dark shades he begins to decend down the ramp walking up the ring steps and ducking under the first rope into the ring he ask for a mic and Lillian throws him one he walks back out to the middle of the ring as the crowd settles he raises the mic to his mouth.

Brock: tonight Im looking for a beautiful woman to take home with me around my arm and not just any woman a woman that know's how to love who's affectionate and appreciates me for who I am and not just for my power and money now if anyone back there thinks they qualify for that position then come out here and Ill be waiting right here in the middle of the ring.

[Beth Phoenix]

Bethphoenix walks down to the ring and gets in Lesnar's face.

Phoenix:Im the one!

[melina]

Melina walks out to the ring as her music blasts through the arena.

Melina:Ok listen up.Im out here because i want to be with lesnar!Beth Phoenix you look like a man and im sure he wants someone like me.See noone is like Lesnar.The Undertaker lost his world heavyweight championship to Edge then was injured by mark henry.That was awesome.So now that the undertaker is gone for good I can continue on my path of destruction.Anyone who stands in my way will be destroyed except for my sweetheart Brock Lesnar.

Crowd:Booooooo!

[The Undertaker]

All of the lights go off for about 30 seconds and takers music hits the PA

then the music stops and all of the lights come back on and taker is in the ring behind lesner with a steel chair

lesner turns around to ask JR what that was

taker bashes lesner in the skull with the steel chair knocking him out and making a big gash in his forehead

taker grabs a mic

Taker: heh Well you were wrong twice.... im not gone for good, and lesner was just destroyed... wanna make some more stupid statements or do u wanna just shut your Mouth???

[melina]

Melina:Im not afraid of you Undertaker annd you will regret what youve done.

Melina pokes the undertaker in the eye and runs out of the ring.

[The Undertaker]

taker stands in the middle of the ring unfazed by the eye poke

melina tries to go backstage but the entrances are blocked off

melina is trapped in the arena

[Chris Jericho]

Brock scrambles up behind Taker spins him around and F5's him onto the chair he hit Lesnar with he then kisses Melina on the cheek and winks at her as he jumps over the barrier and walks toward the exit

[Beth Phoenix]

Beth Phoenix:Woah! woah! woah! So Lesnar and Melina huh?Well guess what how about we have ourselves a mixed tag team match on this monday on raw!Me and the Undertaker vs. Melina and her stupid boyfriend Brock Lesnar.

Beth Phoenix goes to make sure The Undertaker was alright.

[The Undertaker]

taker sits up and sprints toward lesner and spears him into a wall

lesner gets up and shoves taker into another wall

taker pushes lesner away and gives him a right hook to the jaw

lesner punches taker in the stomach

taker jabs lesner in the face, punches him in the stomach and then gives him a big boot into the wall

WWE officials come and pull taker away from lesner and keep lesner away from taker

taker and lesner throw the officials to the side and keep brawling until the cops are called and handcuff taker and lesner and bring them to prison for the night

[Chris Jericho]

Lesnar jumps from the cops grasps head butting taker to the ground he starts to stomp on him but 10 cops come and pull him off taker

Brock:Taker this isnt over because on TNA it will be a mixed tag match but not just any normal tag match a weapons playground match Ill see you there

[The Undertaker]

taker pushes away from the cops after they help him up and super kicks brock in the face

it takes 20 cops to finally get taker and lesner into separate cop cars